"You can't survive forever."

theheavyheartinthephonebooth: blinkstolemyheart: imagineharrypotter: Plot twist: Only tumblr...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:20:05 -0400

blinkstolemyheart:

imagineharrypotter:

Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.

Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.

Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.

Fourth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.

Taylor Swift at the Billboard Music Awards 2011, 2012, 2013

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:18:17 -0400

Taylor Swift at the Billboard Music Awards 2011, 2012, 2013

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:18:12 -0400

psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:17:39 -0400

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:17:13 -0400

tempoes: everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:12:49 -0400

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

cafunedesaudade: I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:12:35 -0400

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

Saying “Come over” to someone who lives 1734739 miles away from you

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:44:02 -0400

Saying “Come over” to someone who lives 1734739 miles away from you

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:43:36 -0400

Do you have a friend you go to for love advice?“Every single...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:41:49 -0400

Do you have a friend you go to for love advice?
“Every single problem I ever have is healable by Taylor Swift! If I ever I have an issue, Taylor has gone through it, because she’s older than me, and she gives the most thought-out answers. And what I love about Taylor is that she does believe in the whole love story and Prince Charming and soul mates. Because of her, I haven’t lost faith. We literally talk every day.”

africans: i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:40:11 -0400

africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:39:30 -0400

tibets: Sext: what do you want from taco bell

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:39:01 -0400

tibets:

Sext: what do you want from taco bell

dazy-laze: (x) #i can try is one of liam’s life mottos #along...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:38:37 -0400

dazy-laze:

(x)

#i can try is one of liam’s life mottos #along with okay louis (x)

1dsmainsqueeze: his face says I’m going to kill you but his outfit says I’m ready for story time

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:38:30 -0400

1dsmainsqueeze:

his face says I’m going to kill you

but his outfit says I’m ready for story time

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:37:29 -0400

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

cybergay: cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:37:13 -0400

cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer

hiddleswiggles: He lied to protect the innocents. General...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:36:11 -0400

hiddleswiggles:

He lied to protect the innocents. General public is not ready for the truth.

dorfs: Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:35:39 -0400

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:33:32 -0400