Five Things You Need To Know About Me:
1. I watch a lot of bad T.V. shows but make up for it with my taste in books and music.
2. I spend more time trying to make words match his eye color.
3. I write about things that don't make much sense to most people.
4. Words are so important.
5. You'll make a quick assumption about me and I'll spend the rest of our relationship trying to prove you wrong.
My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly



i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer



why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away


in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller 

mirror: mmm yasss you look so goooood
phone camera: you're ugly go to bed