Five Things You Need To Know About Me:
1. I watch a lot of bad T.V. shows but make up for it with my taste in books and music.
2. I spend more time trying to make words match his eye color.
3. I write about things that don't make much sense to most people.
4. Words are so important.
5. You'll make a quick assumption about me and I'll spend the rest of our relationship trying to prove you wrong.
My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

myanonymouslove:

the-vashta-nerada:

i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer

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buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

nahthatsnotveryraven:

in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller 

mirror: mmm yasss you look so goooood
phone camera: you're ugly go to bed
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